Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates has never been interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the true nature of morality.

The classic online game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in a series of interactive debates against famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through the NONSENSE!

A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, alongside a charming story and healthy helping of stupid jokes.

If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now is as good a time as...