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    About If It Please the Court

    Seduce and surveil your way through pre-revolutionary France! Recruited from the slums of Paris into the Secret du Roi, Louis XV's league of covert emissaries, you now have the power to change your life -- and tip an unstable country towards its transformation. It's one thing to lie for a living, but love demands honesty, and women all over Versailles threaten to lure in your heart. Will it be the spymistress with a lifetime of secrets, the poet languishing in the shadow of the Queen, or the double agent haunting your every move? No matter who you pursue, you'll have to survive your rival's hostile ambitions, and see that the crown doesn't crush yours.

    If It Please the Court is a 210,000 word interactive novel by D.E. Chaudron. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

    • Where genre meets gender: play as a trans, nonbinary, or cis woman.
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