The solar empire of the United States has glimmered for beautiful centuries under the tender watch of its godray scions: The United States Presidents, appointed and nurtured by the Yellow Sun itself. But a faint discord has entered the land’s divine harmonies, and the Presidents are being threatened and disgraced by dim malignancies. The long-exiled Verminstar is striking back against the Yellow Sun, conniving to upend celestial order and reinstate the swamp of Bedlam. Now the Yellow Sun has birthed you out of a golden temple to set things right and protect his golden warmth.
goblinAmerica is a fast-moded gun-style game set at the end of a different history. As a solar goblin, you will possess myriad past, present, and future presidents at the worst moments in their lives, then set things right by jumping around and firing bullets. Will you safeguard the divinely-ordered existence of the Yellow Sun, or will you allow the Verminstar’s blue light to chew this wo...
