Block Pooper 9

"Is it true?" she whispered breathlessly. "Do they poop......blocks?"



"Yes." I replied, firm and comforting. "They poop blocks."

"How many blo..."

I cut her off. "So many blocks."

Her voice was choked with emotion. She'd never dared to dream....

"And...it has local multi-player, with competitive tournament action? How many players?"



"At least 6. More if you can figure out how to plug them all in. XBOX, PS4, Wiimotes. Everything I could find."

Electrostatic energy crackled between us as I explained that it was a party game. Players control heads that fly around like rockets, competing to collect falling points and collaborating to keep the heart from being eaten. Her jaw trembled when I told her it offered intense, physics based action, where your best defense was to excrete blocks on all those beneath you.

She was silent, but I knew he...