BELPAESE: Homecoming

Peppe: Now that we shared so many memories, how about a little kiss?
Secretary: Nice try. But you need to go now before I regret helping you!

This is Peppe making is way through Italian politics. Later he will try and repay his boss’s secretary with "bunga bunga" services.

He is:
•Lazy
•A hood
•A Mama’s boy
•Pretty dumb
•A loser.

His goals:
•Does he want to save the world from the Martians?
Well, no. He is for peace, man. And interstellar wars are way too dangerous.
•Perhaps he prefers rescuing a damsel from a gorilla?
No. That sounds like a lot of work.
•Really sure that he doesn't want to rescue a beautiful damsel with long, blinking, eyelashes?
Definitely not. Gorillas tend to get annoyed when you do that. And she's probably a pain in the ass.
•Then, maybe, he will help the dark side of the Force to...